August 2010
If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot...
– Bertrand Russell (via thebookofatheism)
The Book Of Atheism: Religions Of The World →
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, “Shit Happens.”
…
In the beginning, man created God.
– Anonymous (via thebookofatheism)
July 2010
quelquefois-j-essaie asked: i love you
my
girlfriend is the only reason i have this.