If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot...– Bertrand Russell (via thebookofatheism)
The Book Of Atheism: Religions Of The World →
Taoism: Shit Happens. Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding. Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before. Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage. Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening? Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit? Confucianism: Confucius Say, “Shit Happens.” …
In the beginning, man created God.– Anonymous (via thebookofatheism)
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